Wednesday, June 24, 2009

A look into my life and conversations ( IM with my friend)

Yeah so I'm Lynn I changed our screen names but yeah. day in the life of me pretty much you can learn some important facts about me and blah blah blah from this. lol its pretty funny too.

Lynn
(10:27:57 PM):
my internet is retarded
frank (10:31:40 PM): D:
Lynn(10:32:38 PM): i want to hit on random people at pride
frank (10:33:15 PM): I was listening to the radio and they aren't allowed to have confetti or waterguns anymore at pride
frank (10:33:21 PM): For peoples safety
frank (10:33:27 PM): Which is dumb
Lynn (10:33:36 PM): yeah thats stupid
Lynn (10:33:44 PM): but whatever i still get free necklaces
Lynn (10:33:57 PM): and drunk people handing me beer
frank (10:34:09 PM): Haha

Lynn (11:03:37 PM): i got a bunch of bowls and bubblers
Lynn (11:03:44 PM): i'm going to start selling them to people
Lynn (11:03:51 PM): for 5 and ten dollars
frank (11:04:40 PM): are the big bowls? or like lica bowls?
Lynn (11:04:54 PM): bigger than hers
frank (11:04:58 PM): hmmm
frank (11:05:05 PM): i might buy one
frank (11:05:33 PM): are they like any animal or a shrooms?
frank (11:05:36 PM): *shroom
frank (11:05:42 PM): OH I DID SHROOMS!
Lynn(11:05:49 PM): how was that
frank (11:06:01 PM): ginna made me have a bad trip and i was gonna kill myself
frank (11:06:33 PM): but it's really fun everything moves and stuff
frank (11:06:48 PM): and you just want to roll around and shake
frank (11:06:55 PM): for a period of time we rolled around in the tent
Lynn (11:07:00 PM): wow
Lynn (11:07:02 PM): nice
Lynn (11:09:58 PM): what are you doing on saturday?
frank (11:10:15 PM): idkk
Lynn (11:10:44 PM): like do you have anything planned?
frank (11:10:54 PM): i dont think so
Lynn (11:11:09 PM): if you want you can hit up pride with me and carli
frank (11:11:28 PM): maybe! but i might go to chicago on friday so if i have money ill come
frank (11:11:37 PM): and im kinda mad at carli
Lynn (11:11:43 PM): oh what happened
frank (11:12:21 PM): she was at the twins house with mckenna and mckenna is a bitch and i didn't want to deal with her if she was there and carli said she was there so i was like oh nvm ill call courtney
frank (11:12:31 PM): and then she told mckenna and mckenna flipped out on me
Lynn (11:12:54 PM): wow
Lynn (11:12:59 PM): you're really mad about that?
frank (11:13:23 PM): she was mad at me for having a loud mouth
frank (11:13:33 PM): but whatever
Lynn (11:15:02 PM): oh
Lynn (11:15:10 PM): thats why i don't do drama
frank (11:15:34 PM): i guess im just sick of everyone
Lynn (11:15:49 PM): get new friends
frank (11:15:56 PM): eh no one likes me
Lynn (11:16:26 PM): thats why i'm going to meet people at pride and make friends with 30 year olds that will go out and buy my vodka
frank (11:16:45 PM): is there really beer everywhere?
Lynn (11:17:12 PM): yeah and weed
Lynn (11:17:21 PM): and i think that other smell was meth
Lynn (11:17:23 PM): but idk
frank (11:17:27 PM): sounds like fun! and i can experiment!
Lynn (11:17:33 PM): mhm
Lynn (11:17:45 PM): i want to get at least one persons number
Lynn (11:18:04 PM): make up with carli so we can all go hit on people
frank (11:20:57 PM): we can't fight!
Lynn (11:21:19 PM): oh
Lynn (11:21:24 PM): did you plan on fighting
Lynn (11:21:35 PM): if you want to fight we'll do that non publicly
frank (11:21:39 PM): hahah i never plan on it! but it happens
frank (11:21:47 PM): hahah lets get into a big ghetto fight
frank (11:21:49 PM): jk
frank (11:21:52 PM): people would jump in
frank (11:21:59 PM): and then it would be a riot
Lynn (11:22:08 PM): yeah and all the dykes would kick your ass
frank (11:22:09 PM): but that would be kick ass knowning we started it
frank (11:22:24 PM): hahaha all the gays will kill you with their feather boas!
Lynn (11:22:37 PM): i know right
Lynn (11:22:47 PM): and like give me a make over
frank (11:28:08 PM): if i go
frank (11:28:14 PM): our goal is to get puking drunk!
frank (11:28:18 PM): and make out with someone
Lynn (11:28:24 PM): i can't get drunk
frank (11:28:29 PM): why!
Lynn (11:28:32 PM): my mom is driving me back
Lynn (11:28:47 PM): but making out can be a goal
frank (11:28:55 PM): you can hide it if you dont act like a dumbass!
frank (11:29:12 PM): and you're mom is cool she'd just say "hahaha you guys are retarded!"
Lynn (11:29:36 PM): no
Lynn (11:29:39 PM): she'd be like
Lynn (11:29:52 PM):
" damnnit you're fucking grounded for 4 days!"
frank (11:30:13 PM): hahaha thats worth it!
Lynn (11:30:38 PM): i can convince her to let us take the train
Lynn (11:30:45 PM): but you have to take more than one train
frank (11:31:00 PM): no way am i ridign a subway!
Lynn (11:31:44 PM): okay then only a little drunk
Lynn (11:31:46 PM): we can get high
Lynn (11:31:50 PM): but not too drunk
frank (11:32:18 PM): we have to watch carli
frank (11:32:29 PM): i dont want to take care of a blacking out bitch
frank (11:32:38 PM): bitch as in broad
Lynn (11:32:52 PM): i'm going to make her take vitamins
Lynn (11:33:14 PM): she doesn't get enough
Lynn (11:33:17 PM): thats why she blacks out
frank (11:33:51 PM): should a sleeping pill be snorted?
Lynn (11:34:08 PM): no
frank (11:34:23 PM): what if you want to hallucinate?
Lynn (11:35:12 PM): snorting it just messes up the time release which makes it hit you hard and fast
frank (11:36:49 PM): its 50 mg should i do it?
Lynn (11:37:10 PM): fuck if i know
Lynn (11:37:15 PM): i just pop pain killers
frank (11:43:39 PM): i gotta shit@
Lynn (11:43:43 PM): k
frank (11:43:49 PM): oh listen to oxycontin by lil wyte!
Lynn (11:50:49 PM): jlskjdssadl;asdlkfj
frank (11:50:58 PM): hi
Lynn (11:51:13 PM): we need a to do list for pride
Lynn (11:51:21 PM): make out with someone random
Lynn (11:51:26 PM): get free drugs
Lynn (11:51:29 PM): get numbers
Lynn (11:51:44 PM): make an ass of ourselves
Lynn (11:51:59 PM): picture with a drag queen
Lynn (11:52:04 PM): thats all i need to do
frank (11:56:01 PM): hahahah
frank (11:57:28 PM): fuck i need a square
frank (11:57:29 PM): brb
Lynn (12:00:48 AM): lol
frank (12:01:44 AM): you know i wish i couldj ust go outside and peacefully smoke this
frank (12:01:56 AM): but not i have to wait till 2 and hang half out my window
Lynn (12:03:24 AM): ahahahaa
frank (12:04:24 AM): i've recently been sneaking out and we should sneak out and meet somehwere someday!
Lynn (12:04:49 AM): i'm sneaking out tonight to meet a girl
frank (12:04:59 AM): reallly?
Lynn (12:05:06 AM): yeah
frank (12:05:20 AM): ;]
Lynn (12:05:21 AM): i meet her
frank (12:05:22 AM): or
frank (12:05:24 AM): :]
Lynn (12:05:33 AM): ;]
frank (12:05:43 AM): ahhaha where do you meet her?
Lynn (12:06:05 AM): i met her i meant
Lynn (12:06:14 AM): i met her at the mall
Lynn (12:06:18 AM): then we've been talking
Lynn (12:06:25 AM): now i'm going to go see her again tonight
frank(12:06:32 AM): what school does she go to?
Lynn (12:07:01 AM): i don't even know
Lynn (12:07:04 AM): i should know that
Lynn (12:07:06 AM): oh well
frank (12:07:57 AM): hahaha
frank (12:08:02 AM): who were you with when you met her
Lynn (12:09:01 AM): i was returning something for my mom
frank (12:09:18 AM): oh haha
frank (12:09:20 AM): is she black
Lynn (12:09:48 AM): yeah
Lynn (12:09:53 AM): i don't even like black girls
frank (12:09:59 AM): haha
Lynn (12:10:02 AM): i just like the attention
frank (12:10:12 AM): yeah i think i like adam
Lynn (12:11:17 AM): mkay then
Lynn (1:05:48 AM): so like this girl is driving over here
Lynn (1:05:52 AM): i'll bring a knife
Lynn (1:05:55 AM): andddd
Lynn (1:05:57 AM): hmmm
Lynn (1:06:33 AM): what should i bring to meet a girl that is presistent on having sex with me
frank (1:11:27 AM): make yourself smell pretty
frank (1:11:29 AM): oh and
frank (1:11:32 AM): brush your teeth good
Lynn (1:11:43 AM): my teeth are always clean
Lynn (1:12:09 AM): wow i'm going to have to tell you about this after the fact
frank(1:12:20 AM): what fact
Lynn (1:12:29 AM): after it happens
Lynn (1:12:36 AM): i'll take a picture of her naked
Lynn (1:13:51 AM): and then i'll show it to you like i did with melinda
Lynn (1:14:32 AM): lmfao
Lynn (1:14:49 AM): she said if i do her with a strap on she'll give me a bottle of vodka
Lynn (1:14:54 AM): wow
Lynn (1:14:58 AM): i'd feel like a whore
Lynn (1:15:01 AM): but i like vodka
frank (1:15:02 AM): hahah sounds like a good deal
frank (1:15:08 AM): but are you sure you're gonna be fine?
frank (1:15:17 AM): sounds kinda creepy for someone you picked up at the mall
Lynn (1:15:25 AM): yeah
Lynn (1:15:29 AM): i didn't even pick her up
Lynn(1:15:34 AM): i was playing my stupid
Lynn (1:15:42 AM): how many myspaces can i get game
Lynn (1:15:54 AM): and she didn't have a myspace so i just got her aim
Lynn (1:16:01 AM): i'll bring a knife
Lynn (1:16:24 AM): and shoes i can run in
frank (1:16:29 AM): good
frank (1:16:37 AM): you call me if you're in trouble
frank (1:16:39 AM): no fuck that
frank (1:16:43 AM): call the police
Lynn (1:16:45 AM): ahahah
Lynn (1:16:47 AM): duh
Lynn (1:16:52 AM): no
Lynn (1:16:58 AM): i'm going to wear sandals
Lynn (1:17:02 AM): and ride my bike
Lynn (1:17:08 AM): those go on faster
Lynn (1:17:24 AM): and i know this area better than she does i'll just go to fuckin ihop
Lynn (1:17:29 AM): there are still people there
Lynn (1:17:44 AM): oh i'm fuckin brilliant
Lynn (1:17:54 AM): i should be on to catch a predator
frank (1:18:24 AM): if you get killed ill make a shirt like the black people with you on it and go to pride and say you got gay bashed
Lynn (1:18:36 AM): good
Lynn (1:18:46 AM): it'll get more plublicity that way
Lynn (1:18:59 AM): you have to say they saw me with a rainbow on
frank (1:19:00 AM): exactly
Lynn(1:38:48 AM):
mkay i'm wearing my vans hoodie and this blue shirt and basket ball shorts
Lynn (1:38:57 AM): does that scream don't kill me?
frank (1:39:10 AM): haha it screams im a lesbian :]
frank (1:39:19 AM): did you shave your vag and legs?!
frank (1:39:25 AM): you better make sure you did!
Lynn (1:39:45 AM): ahahaha
frank (1:40:08 AM): but dont tell me if you did or didnt
Lynn(1:40:08 AM): i don't think i want to have sex with her the basically first time meeting her
Lynn (1:40:43 AM): but if we do end up doing it
Lynn (1:40:50 AM): i am thoroughly prepared
Lynn (1:40:54 AM): i have a knife
Lynn (1:40:59 AM): and blah blah blah blah
frank (1:41:05 AM): good!
frank (1:41:11 AM): you go get raped while i overdoes on oxy
Lynn (1:41:20 AM): fuck i want oxy
frank (1:41:34 AM): and soak into the loneliness of snorting oxy alone at 2 in the monring
Lynn (1:42:14 AM): hey i'll hit you up with 5 dollars for some and if you give them to me free i'll help you sell some at pride where you can get 20 a pill
frank (1:42:44 AM): well they expired 2 days ago
Lynn (1:42:52 AM): i don't care
Lynn (1:42:56 AM): and who's going to know?
frank (1:43:10 AM): idk but idk if i want to do that downtown
Lynn (1:43:20 AM): okay then
frank (1:43:20 AM): seems risky
frank (1:43:25 AM): but if i have nothing to do tomorrow
frank (1:43:29 AM): we can have a pill day
frank (1:43:33 AM): and go to the twins
frank (1:43:49 AM): ill pitch in pills and then you can
frank (1:43:51 AM): no money
Lynn (1:44:08 AM): i would but i'm being forced aginst my will to go build a boat with sarah and carli
Lynn (1:44:17 AM): like i didn't even have a descision
Lynn (1:44:23 AM): sarah just like told me i was going to
frank (1:45:20 AM): aww i might come i like sarah okay?
frank (1:45:32 AM): and we can just take an oxy while they dont look
frank (1:45:36 AM): hahah
Lynn (1:45:36 AM): donee
Lynn (1:45:45 AM): just bring any tools you can find
Lynn (1:46:03 AM): wow
Lynn (1:46:06 AM): i'm such a whore
Lynn (1:46:10 AM):
i don't know this girls name
Lynn (1:46:12 AM): wtf
Lynn (1:46:56 AM): i'm such a bitch
frank (1:47:05 AM): omgsh!
frank (1:47:06 AM): hahaha
Lynn (1:47:54 AM): i wish she offered me money
Lynn (1:48:01 AM): i'd be more willing to have sex with her
Lynn (1:48:08 AM): i have no problem with being a whore
Lynn (1:48:14 AM):
thats good money

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